shipping
We ship our orders by ground because it’s cheaper and better for the environment. If you absolutely positively cannot wait (perhaps have forgotten that birthday, tsk tsk) you can pay a bit extra and we’ll do a two-day delivery for you. But do try and plan ahead next time will you…?
Shipping Costs
STANDARD (3-7 days)
| ORDER VALUE | SHIPPING COST |
| $0-25.00 | $5.95 |
| $25.01-50.00 | $8.95 |
| $50.01-75.00 | $11.95 |
| $75.01-150.00 | $15.95 |
| $150.01 & over | $20.95 |
2-DAY DELIVERY (2 business days)
Ground Charge + $15.00
Shipping Holidays
USELESS and will not be shipping or delivering on (I mean we’ve got to take a break sometime):
New Year's
New Year's Day
Presidents' Day
Memorial Day
Independence Day
Labor Day
Thanksgiving Day
Day after Thanksgiving
Christmas Day
Sales Tax
Please note that USELESS is required to charge a sales tax on all orders purchased in the states of California and Massachusetts.
International
Sorry, but we will not be shipping overseas because of the environmental impact and because foreign addresses confuse us. All USELESS products are made in the USA and we try and keep transportation to a minimum.
Packaging
Packaging materials are made from 100% post consumer waste wherever possible. We ask that customers reuse any packaging they can rather than discard them. Ideas for creative uses for used packaging ungratefully received. We might even send you a prize.